Bobbing With Apples Kimmer Cards | Wild Swimming, Open Water & Cold Water Swimmer Cards

Cold water?

Absolutely.

Common sense?

Depends on the swimmer.

Welcome to Kimmer Cards – For the Wild at Heart, a collection of original greetings cards created for wild swimmers, open-water swimmers, cold-water dippers and anyone who would rather be outdoors beside the water.

Featuring original artwork by British cartoonist Cookie, Kimmer Cards combine the humour, friendship, adventure and wonderfully eccentric moments that make wild swimming so addictive.

Funny.

Adventurous.

A little bit chilly.

Very Kimmer.

Cards Made for Wild Swimmers

Wild swimmers are a special breed.

They get excited about:

Cold water.

Early mornings.

Changing beside the car.

Flasks of something hot.

Weather forecasts.

And finding somewhere new to swim.

Kimmer Cards celebrate all of it.

From wild-swimming jokes and British weather humour to moonlight dips, icy adventures and swim-buddy moments, there is a Kimmer card for the swimmer in your life.

Perfect for Wild Swimming Birthdays

Got a wild swimmer celebrating a birthday?

Skip the ordinary card.

Kimmer Cards make brilliant birthday cards for:

• Wild swimmers

• Open-water swimmers

• Cold-water swimmers

• Sea swimmers

• Lake swimmers

• River swimmers

• Ice swimmers

• Swim buddies

Great Cards for Swim Buddies

Some friendships involve lunch dates.

Wild-swimming friendships involve:

“Are you getting in?”

“Yep.”

“How cold is it?”

“Don’t ask.”

Kimmer Cards are perfect for celebrating the friends who join you for cold dips, early starts, long chats and essential post-swim coffee and cake.

Open Water Swimming Cards

No lane ropes.

No ceiling.

No chlorine.

Just open sky and wild water.

Our Kimmer collection celebrates the freedom and adventure of open-water swimming with original Cookie artwork and plenty of personality.

Cold Water Swimming Cards

Cold-water swimmers understand things other people simply do not.

Why getting into freezing water sounds enjoyable.

Why a robe is essential equipment.

Why a flask can become your best friend.

And why saying:

“It’s lovely once you’re in.”

Never seems to convince anyone else.

Kimmer Cards celebrate that brilliantly chilly world.

Funny Swimming Cards

Not every card needs to be sentimental.

Sometimes you just need to make someone laugh.

Kimmer Cards feature:

• Wild swimming humour

• Cold-water jokes

• British weather comedy

• Swim-buddy banter

• Outdoor adventure

• Quirky Cookie characters

Perfect for swimmers who enjoy their cards with a little personality.

Cards for Every Occasion

Kimmer Cards are ideal for:

• Birthdays

• Congratulations

• Friendship

• Celebrating a swim challenge

• Thank-you messages

• Encouragement

• Just because

Sometimes the best reason to send one is simply:

“This reminded me of you.”

Original Artwork by Cookie

Every Kimmer Card features original artwork by British cartoonist Cookie, bringing his distinctive humour and character-led illustration to the world of wild swimming.

Cookie’s artwork is known for:

• Original hand-drawn illustration

• British humour

• Wild-swimming characters

• Outdoor adventure themes

• Relatable situations

• Designs full of personality

Not generic swimming cards.

Proper Kimmer character.

Blank Inside – Your Message, Your Way

Each Kimmer Card is blank inside, leaving plenty of room for your own message.

Write something:

Funny.

Heartfelt.

Encouraging.

Cheeky.

Or simply:

“Fancy a dip?”

Premium 300gsm Silk Card

Each card is printed on 300gsm silk card, giving it a smooth, sturdy and premium-quality feel.

Cookie’s artwork takes centre stage while your message gets plenty of space inside.

148 x 148mm Square Size

Kimmer Cards measure approximately 148 x 148mm square — a generous size that showcases the artwork beautifully.

Each card also includes a white envelope, ready for posting or gifting.

For the Wild at Heart

Water?

Cold.

Weather?

Questionable.

Swimmer?

Still smiling.

Whether they love the sea, lakes, rivers or an icy winter dip, Kimmer Cards are made for people who feel happiest around wild water.

Choose the design.

Write the message.

Send a little wild-swimming laughter.

Kimmer Wild Swimmer – Cold Water. Warm Laughs.

Product Details

• Collection: Kimmer Cards

• Range: Kimmer Wild Swimmer

• Artist: Cookie

• Product: Greetings Cards

• Size: Approx. 148 x 148mm square

• Card: 300gsm silk

• Blank inside

• White envelope included

• Original Cookie artwork

• Wild swimming, open-water and cold-water themes

• Suitable for birthdays, celebrations, friendship and just because

Perfect For

• Wild swimmers

• Open-water swimmers

• Cold-water swimmers

• Ice swimmers

• Sea swimmers

• Lake swimmers

• River swimmers

• Swim buddies

• Outdoor adventurers

• Birthday cards

• Friendship cards

• Congratulations cards

• Just-because cards