Bikini Christmas Coaster | Funny Wild Swimming Christmas Gift

December?

Freezing.

Water?

Even colder.

Bikini?

Obviously.

Meet the Bikini Christmas Coaster from Kimmer Wild Swimmer — a funny 9 x 9cm glossy Christmas coaster made for the wild swimmers who refuse to let winter, frost or festive common sense get between them and the water.

Designed by British cartoonist Cookie with Kimmer’s free-spirited love of wild swimming in mind, Bikini Christmas makes a brilliant festive gift for wild swimmers, cold-water dippers, sea swimmers, open-water swimmers and anyone who thinks Christmas morning is improved by an extremely chilly dip.

Tinsel?

Optional.

Swimsuit?

Ready.

Cold water?

Of course.

Bikini Christmas

Most people spend Christmas wrapped in jumpers.

Wild swimmers?

Different plan.

Bikini Christmas celebrates the brilliantly bonkers world of festive swimming — when the decorations are up, the temperature is down and someone is still heading towards the water in swimwear.

Very festive.

Very cold.

Very Kimmer.

Christmas Swimming, Kimmer Style

Turkey?

Later.

Presents?

Soon.

Christmas dip?

First.

Bikini Christmas is for the swimmers who enjoy:

• Christmas Day swims

• Boxing Day dips

• Winter swimming

• Cold-water adventures

• Festive beach trips

• Seasonal swim-group meet-ups

Because apparently one cold thing at Christmas was not enough.

Great Christmas Gift for a Wild Swimmer

Wild swimmer in your life?

Christmas shopping sorted.

Perfect for:

• Wild swimmers

• Cold-water swimmers

• Open-water swimmers

• Sea swimmers

• Winter swimmers

• Cold dippers

Brilliant Wild Swimming Stocking Filler

Looking for something small, funny and highly specific?

Bikini Christmas makes a brilliant stocking filler for a wild swimmer.

Small enough to pop into a Christmas stocking.

Funny enough to get an immediate reaction.

And practical enough to be used long after the decorations come down.

Great Secret Santa Gift for a Swimmer

Pulled the wild swimmer in Secret Santa?

Excellent.

Especially if everyone already thinks their winter swimming habit is slightly questionable.

Bikini Christmas makes a fun Secret Santa gift for cold-water swimmers and dipping friends.

Great Christmas Day Swim Gift

Christmas Day swimmers are a special breed.

Everyone else?

Warm indoors.

Them?

Heading for the sea.

Bikini Christmas makes a fun keepsake for someone who loves making a festive swim part of their Christmas tradition.

Great Boxing Day Dip Gift

Christmas Day too busy?

There is always Boxing Day.

This coaster is perfect for:

• Boxing Day swimmers

• Festive dipping groups

• Winter swim clubs

• Seaside Christmas traditions

Great Winter Swimming Gift

Temperature?

Low.

Enthusiasm?

Suspiciously high.

Bikini Christmas celebrates the swimmers who keep going throughout winter rather than waiting for warmer weather.

Great Gift for a Swim Buddy

Every festive dip is easier when someone else has agreed to do it too.

Bikini Christmas makes a fun little present for:

• Swim buddies

• Dipping partners

• Wild swimming friends

• Sea swimming groups

• Cold-water communities

Great Gift for Her

Looking for a funny Christmas gift for a wild-swimming woman?

Sorted.

Bikini Christmas is perfect for:

• Mums

• Sisters

• Friends

• Partners

• Swim buddies

Especially those who own more swimming kit than ordinary clothes.

Great Gift for Mum

Wild-swimming Mum?

Found her Christmas coaster.

Perfect if Mum spends December talking about:

The tide.

The water temperature.

Her swim robe.

And whether everyone is joining her for the Christmas dip.

Great Swim Group Christmas Gift

Got a wild swimming group?

Bikini Christmas makes a fun little seasonal gift for members of:

• Wild swimming clubs

• Sea swimming groups

• Cold dipping groups

• Outdoor swimming communities

Perfect for festive meet-ups and Christmas swim celebrations.

Great Beach Hut Christmas Coaster

Beach hut decorated for Christmas?

Excellent.

Bikini Christmas fits brilliantly into:

• Beach huts

• Coastal cabins

• Seaside kitchens

• Post-swim spaces

Especially beside the flask.

Great Campervan Christmas Gift

Festive campervan escape?

Sea nearby?

Swim kit packed?

Bikini Christmas makes a fun addition to a wild swimmer’s campervan or motorhome.

Great Christmas Table Coaster

Christmas table looking a little too sensible?

Add Kimmer.

Bikini Christmas brings a bit of cold-water humour to:

• Christmas lunches

• Festive drinks

• Family gatherings

• Boxing Day get-togethers

And may start an argument about who is joining the next swim.

Original Artwork by Cookie

Bikini Christmas features original artwork by British cartoonist Cookie, inspired by Kimmer’s adventurous, free-spirited approach to wild swimming.

Cookie’s artwork is known for:

• Original hand-drawn illustration

• British humour

• Wild-swimming themes

• Seasonal comedy

• Outdoor adventure

• Designs packed with personality

Not just another Christmas coaster.

A festive celebration of swimmers who simply refuse to stay dry.

Glossy Finish

The glossy finish gives Cookie’s artwork a bright, clean appearance while turning this practical coaster into a fun piece of festive wild-swimming homeware.

Handy 9 x 9cm Size

At approximately 9 x 9cm, Bikini Christmas is a practical size for mugs, cups and glasses.

Perfect for:

• Christmas tables

• Kitchen tables

• Swim sheds

• Beach huts

• Campervans

• Cold-plunge spaces

Bikini Christmas – Cold Water. Christmas Cheer.

Christmas?

Ready.

Water?

Freezing.

Swimmer?

Getting in anyway.

The Bikini Christmas Coaster from Kimmer Wild Swimmer combines original Cookie artwork, festive humour and cold-water swimming spirit in one compact 9 x 9cm glossy coaster.

For wild swimmers.

For winter dippers.

For swim buddies.

For sea swimmers.

For anyone whose idea of festive fun involves a swimsuit, cold water and possibly a hot drink immediately afterwards.

Warning: May cause Christmas Day dipping plans, festive swim-group messages and suspiciously enthusiastic discussions about water temperature.

Kimmer Wild Swimmer – Cold Water. Warm Laughs.

Product Details

• Design: Bikini Christmas

• Range: Kimmer Wild Swimmer

• Artist: Cookie

• Product: Christmas Coaster

• Size: Approx. 9 x 9cm

• Glossy finish

• Durable material

• Designed to help protect surfaces

• Original Cookie artwork

• Christmas and cold-water swimming theme

• Suitable for home, swim shed, beach hut or campervan

• Brilliant festive wild-swimming gift

Perfect For

• Wild swimmers

• Cold-water swimmers

• Winter swimmers

• Open-water swimmers

• Sea swimmers

• Cold dippers

• Swim buddies

• Wild swimming groups

• Mums

• Sisters

• Friends

• Campervan owners

• Beach hut owners

• Christmas gifts

• Christmas Day swim gifts

• Boxing Day swim gifts

• Stocking fillers

• Secret Santa gifts