Kimmer Cards – Bikini Christmas | Funny Wild Swimming Christmas Card

Christmas jumper?

Too warm.

Festive pyjamas?

Not today.

Bikini?

Now you’re talking.

The Bikini Christmas Card from the Kimmer Cards collection by Baaad Flockers® is a funny, festive card inspired by wild swimming, cold-water adventures and those wonderfully determined swimmers who refuse to let December temperatures interfere with their fun.

Packed with Kimmer personality, Christmas humour and plenty of wild-at-heart attitude, Bikini Christmas is perfect for wild swimmers, open-water enthusiasts, swimming buddies and anyone who thinks swimwear is perfectly acceptable festive attire.

Cold outside.

Christmas spirit high.

Made for Wild Swimmers at Christmas

Most people prepare for Christmas by finding something warm to wear.

Wild swimmers?

Different rules.

The Bikini Christmas Card is perfect for:

• Wild swimmers
• Cold-water swimmers
• Open-water swimmers
• Sea swimmers
• Winter swimmers
• Swimming buddies
• Christmas dippers
• Outdoor adventurers
• Swimming group friends
• Anyone who refuses to put the swimwear away for winter

A Brilliant Funny Wild Swimming Christmas Card

Looking for a Christmas card that actually reflects someone’s favourite hobby?

Bikini Christmas combines festive fun with the wonderfully adventurous world of outdoor swimming.

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Blank Inside – Your Message, Your Way

The Bikini Christmas Card is blank inside, giving you complete freedom to add your own festive message.

Something heartfelt?

Absolutely.

Something cheeky?

Even better.

Or simply:

“Have a splashing Christmas!”

Festive message sorted.

Premium 300gsm Silk Card

The Bikini Christmas Card is printed on premium 300gsm silk card, giving it a smooth, sturdy and high-quality finish.

The substantial card stock helps the artwork look crisp while giving the finished card a premium feel in the hand.

Festive humour.

Proper quality.

148 x 148mm Square Christmas Card

Each Bikini Christmas Card measures approximately 148 x 148mm.

The square format gives the artwork plenty of room to stand out while remaining a practical size for posting, displaying or keeping as a festive memento.

Each card comes complete with a white envelope, ready for your own Christmas message.

Christmas for the Wild at Heart

The Bikini Christmas Card is a brilliant choice for:

• Wild swimming friends
• Cold-water dipping groups
• Open-water swimmers
• Sea swimming buddies
• Winter swimmers
• Outdoor-loving friends
• Christmas dip companions
• Adventure lovers
• Swimming club friends
• Anyone who likes Christmas with a splash of humour

Because festive doesn’t have to mean traditional.

Christmas – Kimmer Style

Kimmer Cards are inspired by the wonderfully adventurous world of wild, open-water and ice swimming.

And Christmas doesn’t change that.

The water might be colder.

The days might be shorter.

The changing robes might be thicker.

But somebody will still suggest a swim.

Bikini Christmas celebrates that brilliantly determined spirit with a festive twist.

Have Yourself a Chilly Little Christmas

Some people dream of roaring fires and cosy blankets.

Wild swimmers?

Apparently they dream of open water and somewhere to get changed afterwards.

The Bikini Christmas Card is made for those people who bring adventure, laughter and a little madness to the festive season.

Cold-water swimming should always be enjoyed with appropriate preparation, safe conditions and awareness of personal limits.

WARNING: Sending Bikini Christmas may result in festive swimming plans, questionable December swimwear choices and somebody announcing that “it’s not actually that cold once you’re in.”

Heard, Never Herded.