Baaad santa 2024 Edition Flockers Metal Signs ~ Bold. Rebellious. Unapologetic.

Flockers Metal Signs | Funny Man Cave, Garage & Bar Signs

Bold.

Rebellious.

Completely unapologetic.

Meet the Flockers Metal Signs from Baaad Flockers® — featuring some of Britain’s grumpiest, cheekiest and most wayward sheep, created by Cookie with his unmistakable hand-drawn humour.

Made for people who like their walls with a little more personality, these funny metal signs are perfect for man caves, garages, sheds, bars, workshops, offices, stables, offices, kitchens and outdoor spaces.

Hang one up.

Stand back.

Let the Flocker do the talking.

Funny Metal Signs with Proper Flocker Attitude

Regular wall décor?

Far too sensible.

Our Baaad Flockers® Metal Signs bring original artwork, British humour and plenty of attitude to your space.

Whether you’re a:

• Grumpy Old Flocker
• Zero Flocks Given type
• Garage dweller
• Shed escapee
• Home bar regular
• Workshop tinkerer
• Man cave enthusiast
• Pub humour fan
• Countryside character
• Generally impossible-to-buy-for person
• Mooody Mare
• Mad Moose

There’s a Flocker sign with your name on it.

Probably.

8" x 8" – Big Enough to Make a Statement

Each Flockers Metal Sign measures approximately 8" x 8".

Compact enough to fit into smaller spaces but bold enough to get noticed, it’s a brilliant size for:

• Man caves
• Garages
• Sheds
• Home bars
• Workshops
• Kitchens
• Offices
• Games rooms
• Campervans
• Garden rooms
• Stables
• Offices
• Teenager Bedrooms
• Door Décor
• Barber shop

Small sign.

Big attitude.

Pre-Drilled Holes for Easy Hanging

Nobody wants to spend half the afternoon trying to work out how to mount a sign.

That’s why our Flockers Metal Signs come with pre-drilled holes, making them quick and straightforward to hang.

Choose your spot.

Fix it up.

Admire your excellent taste.

No complicated installation manual required.

Made for Indoor & Outdoor Mischief

These signs aren’t delicate little wall decorations.

Made from high-quality, rust-resistant metal, they’re designed to bring Flocker personality to both indoor and outdoor spaces.

They are also:

• UV-resistant
• Fade-resistant
• Durable
• Rust-resistant
• Suitable for indoor and outdoor display

Because a Flocker should be able to misbehave pretty much anywhere.

Original Artwork by Cookie

Every sign features original artwork created by Cookie, the artist behind Baaad Flockers®.

His characters are designed to make people stop, look and laugh.

Cheeky expressions.

Brilliant phrases.

Plenty of detail.

And absolutely no interest in blending in with the flock.

These aren’t generic novelty signs.

They’re proper Flockers.

Brilliant Man Cave & Garage Signs

Looking for something to finish off the man cave?

Found it.

Flockers Metal Signs make a brilliant addition to:

• Man caves
• Garages
• Workshops
• Home bars
• Pub sheds
• Games rooms
• Motorcycle spaces
• Car enthusiast rooms
• Garden bars
• Personal hideouts
• Horse Stables
• Teenagers Rooms
• Cold Plunge Zone

A blank wall is simply wasted sarcasm.

The Gift for Someone Impossible to Buy For

We all know one.

Dad already has everything.

Grandad says he doesn’t want anything.

Teenager doesn't know what they want!

Make someone smile everyday gift!

Your partner buys whatever he wants himself.

Your mate is absolutely no help whatsoever.

That’s where a Flockers Metal Sign comes in.

They make brilliant gifts for:

• Dads
• Grandads
• Husbands
• Partners
• Brothers
• Mates
• Work colleagues
• Motorbike lovers
• Pub lovers
• Grumpy old flockers
• Swim Buddies

Funny.

Useful.

Easy to wrap.

Job done.

Perfect for Birthdays, Christmas & Father’s Day

A Flockers Metal Sign works brilliantly for:

• Birthdays
• Christmas
• Father’s Day
• Retirement gifts
• Secret Santa
• Housewarming gifts
• Man cave gifts
• Garage gifts
• Funny gifts for Dad
• Just because
• Cold Water Plungers/ Swimmers

Especially when you need something that doesn’t look like you grabbed it from the nearest supermarket gift aisle.

Wall Art for People Who Don’t Want Normal Wall Art

Some homes have inspirational quotes.

Flockers have sheep with attitude.

The Flockers Metal Signs collection is for people who like their surroundings to say something about them.

Preferably something funny.

Possibly something inappropriate.

Definitely something memorable.

Knowing you make others laugh gift!

Built to Last Longer Than Your Tolerance for Nonsense

Our Flockers Metal Signs are designed to be enjoyed, laughed at and displayed.

Indoor wall?

Absolutely.

Garage?

Perfect.

Garden bar?

Go for it.

Shed or stable?

Practically compulsory.

With durable metal construction, fade resistance, UV resistance and pre-drilled mounting holes, these signs are made to keep the humour going.

WARNING: Displaying a Flockers Metal Sign may result in spontaneous chuckling, prolonged staring and complete strangers deciding they need to tell you which Flocker they are.

Heard, Never Herded.