As Wet As It Gets Metal Sign | Wild Swimming & Cold Water Swimmer Gift

Hair?

Wet.

Towel?

Somewhere.

Weather?

Probably wetter.

Welcome to As Wet As It Gets.

The As Wet As It Gets Metal Sign from Kimmer Wild Swimmer is a bold 8” x 8” metal wall sign celebrating wild swimming, cold-water adventures and those wonderfully determined people who do not mind getting absolutely soaked in the process.

Created by Cookie with Kimmer’s free-spirited love of outdoor swimming in mind, this quirky sign makes a brilliant gift for wild swimmers, sea swimmers, open-water swimmers, winter dippers, cold-water enthusiasts and swim buddies.

Wet hair.

Wild heart.

No regrets.

As Wet As It Gets – Welcome to Wild Swimming

Wild swimming sounds wonderfully peaceful.

And sometimes it is.

Other times there is:

Rain.

Wind.

Mud.

Cold water.

Wet clothes.

Wet towels.

Wet hair.

And somehow everyone is still smiling.

That is exactly what As Wet As It Gets celebrates.

Perfect for people who love:

• Wild swimming

• Cold-water swimming

• Open-water swimming

• Sea swimming

• Outdoor adventures

• Winter dips

• Swimming in all weather

• Original Cookie artwork

Dry?

Eventually.

Happy?

Absolutely.

Inspired by Kimmer Wild Swimmer

Kimmer Wild Swimmer celebrates people who feel most alive when they are heading towards water.

Blue skies?

Great.

Grey skies?

Still swimming.

Rain?

You are getting wet anyway.

Cookie created the Kimmer range around that freedom-loving attitude — the belief that adventure does not require perfect weather.

Sometimes you simply need to get outside and get in.

Original Artwork by Cookie

As Wet As It Gets features original artwork by British cartoonist Cookie, created around Kimmer’s wild-swimming spirit and love of outdoor adventure.

Cookie’s artwork is known for:

• Original hand-drawn illustrations

• British humour

• Outdoor themes

• Strong characters

• Wild-swimming inspiration

• Quirky observations

• Designs that make people smile

As Wet As It Gets takes a simple truth about outdoor swimming and turns it into classic Kimmer humour.

Brilliant Wild Swimming Gift

Wild swimmer in your life?

Found their sign.

As Wet As It Gets makes a brilliant gift for:

• Wild swimmers

• Cold-water swimmers

• Open-water swimmers

• Sea swimmers

• Winter swimmers

• Swimming groups

• Swim buddies

Great Cold Water Swimming Gift

Cold-water swimmer?

Perfect.

This sign is for the person who sees freezing water and somehow thinks:

“That looks lovely.”

Ideal for people who enjoy:

• Cold dips

• Winter swimming

• Outdoor bathing

• Sunrise swims

• Cold-water adventures

Great Open Water Swimming Gift

No heated pool?

No problem.

Open-water swimmers would usually rather have:

• A lake

• A river

• The sea

• Fresh air

• A bit of adventure

As Wet As It Gets makes a brilliant gift for anyone who loves swimming beyond the pool.

Great Sea Swimming Gift

Sea swimmer?

Sorted.

This funny metal sign makes a brilliant gift for anyone who loves:

• Coastal dips

• Sea swimming

• Beach adventures

• Sunrise swims

• Winter sea swimming

Great All-Weather Swimming Gift

Rain forecast?

Wild swimmers are not particularly impressed.

They are already planning to get wet.

As Wet As It Gets makes a brilliant gift for swimmers who refuse to let the British weather decide whether they are getting in.

Great Winter Swimming Gift

Winter?

Still swimming.

Cold?

Definitely.

Happy?

Oddly, yes.

This sign makes a brilliant gift for swimmers who keep dipping throughout the colder months.

Great Swim Buddy Gift

Every wild swimmer needs a swimming friend.

Usually someone who says:

“It’ll be fine.”

“It’s not that cold.”

“Just get in.”

As Wet As It Gets makes a brilliant gift for:

• Swim buddies

• Dipping partners

• Outdoor swimming friends

• Wild swimming teammates

Great Wild Swimming Group Gift

Part of a regular swimming group?

Perfect.

This sign makes a fun gift for:

• Group members

• Swim leaders

• Birthday celebrations

• Thank-you gifts

• Swimming friends

Great Gift for Her

Know someone happiest with wet hair and a towel over their shoulders?

Found her gift.

Perfect for:

• Friends

• Partners

• Sisters

• Mums

• Swim buddies

Great Gift for Mum

Wild-swimming Mum?

Excellent.

As Wet As It Gets makes a brilliant present for:

• Birthdays

• Mother’s Day

• Christmas

• Special celebrations

Especially for Mums who prefer outdoor adventures to staying dry.

Great Birthday Gift for a Wild Swimmer

Need something different from another towel or swimming robe?

Try wall art.

As Wet As It Gets makes a brilliant birthday gift for swimmers who already have the practical kit.

Great Mother’s Day Gift

Mum happiest by the water?

Perfect.

This sign makes a fun Mother’s Day gift for wild-swimming Mums with an adventurous streak.

Great Christmas Gift

Wild swimmer on your Christmas list?

Easy.

They are probably still getting into cold water in December anyway.

As Wet As It Gets makes a brilliant Christmas gift for cold-water enthusiasts.

Brilliant Secret Santa Gift

Office wild swimmer?

You will probably know.

They have almost certainly mentioned the water temperature.

This sign makes a brilliant Secret Santa gift for the colleague who thinks five degrees sounds inviting.

Great Ice Bath Sign

Cold plunge or ice bath at home?

As Wet As It Gets works brilliantly nearby.

Perfect for:

• Ice bath areas

• Cold plunge spaces

• Home gyms

• Garden rooms

• Outdoor wellness areas

Great Swimming Shed Sign

Wild-swimming kit taking over the shed?

Excellent.

This sign makes a fun addition to:

• Swim sheds

• Changing huts

• Gear rooms

• Garden rooms

• Outdoor changing spaces

Great Beach Hut Sign

Beach hut owner?

Even better.

As Wet As It Gets adds proper wild-swimming personality to a coastal retreat.

Great Campervan Gift

Wild swimming and campervan adventures?

Perfect combination.

This sign makes a brilliant gift for swimmers whose weekends involve:

• Finding new swim spots

• Coastal road trips

• Lakeside adventures

• Wet swim kit

• Hot drinks afterwards

Bold 8” x 8” Metal Sign

At approximately 8” x 8”, As Wet As It Gets is a brilliant size for adding personality without taking over the whole wall.

Perfect for:

• Homes

• Garden rooms

• Sheds

• Campervans

• Beach huts

• Ice bath areas

• Workplaces

Small sign.

Maximum wetness.

High-Quality Metal

Made from high-quality metal, the sign provides a durable home for Cookie’s original artwork.

Perfect for people whose hobbies frequently involve soaked towels and damp swim gear.

Rust-Resistant

The sign is rust-resistant, making it suitable for indoor use and appropriate sheltered outdoor spaces.

Ideal for:

• Garden rooms

• Sheds

• Garages

• Covered changing areas

• Sheltered outdoor swimming spaces

UV-Resistant & Fade-Resistant

As Wet As It Gets is UV-resistant and fade-resistant, helping Cookie’s artwork stay bold over time.

Weather unpredictable.

Humour reliable.

Pre-Drilled Holes for Easy Hanging

No complicated installation.

The sign comes with pre-drilled holes for straightforward mounting.

Choose wall.

Hang sign.

Grab towel.

Find water.

As Wet As It Gets – Wild Swimming Reality

Hair?

Soaked.

Feet?

Probably muddy.

Towel?

Already damp.

Mood?

Brilliant.

The As Wet As It Gets Metal Sign from Kimmer Wild Swimmer combines original Cookie artwork, cold-water humour and Kimmer’s adventurous spirit in one bold 8” x 8” wall sign.

For wild swimmers.

For cold-water lovers.

For sea swimmers.

For swim buddies.

For anyone who accepts that staying dry was never really part of the plan.

WARNING: May result in spontaneous swims, permanently damp towels and increasingly casual attitudes towards terrible weather.

Kimmer Wild Swimmer – Cold Water. Warm Laughs.

Product Details

• Design: As Wet As It Gets

• Range: Kimmer Wild Swimmer

• Artist: Cookie

• Theme: Wild Swimming, Cold Water & Outdoor Adventure

• Product: Metal Wall Sign

• Size: 8” x 8”

• High-quality metal

• Rust-resistant

• UV-resistant

• Fade-resistant

• Pre-drilled holes for easy hanging

• Suitable for indoor use and appropriate sheltered outdoor spaces

• Original artwork by Cookie

• Brilliant wild-swimming and cold-water gift

Perfect For

• Wild swimmers

• Cold-water swimmers

• Open-water swimmers

• Sea swimmers

• Winter swimmers

• Swim buddies

• Swimming groups

• Outdoor adventurers

• Mums

• Friends

• Partners

• Beach hut owners

• Campervan owners

• Ice bath owners

• Birthday gifts

• Mother’s Day gifts

• Christmas gifts

• Secret Santa gifts

As Wet As It Gets Metal Sign | Wild Swimming & Cold Water Gift | Kimmer

Shop the As Wet As It Gets 8” x 8” metal sign from Kimmer Wild Swimmer. Original Cookie artwork, perfect for wild, sea and cold-water swimmers.