Allotment Warrior Card | Funny Gardening & Allotment Greeting Card

Seeds ready.

Tools out.

Slugs warned.

Allotment Warrior.

The Allotment Warrior Card from Baaad Flockers® is made for the dedicated growers who take their patch of earth very seriously...

even if nobody else quite understands why.

Featuring Cookie’s original hand-drawn artwork, this funny gardening card celebrates allotment life, vegetable growing, muddy boots and the determined characters who battle weeds, weather and wildlife in pursuit of the perfect crop.

Because gardening isn’t always peaceful.

Sometimes it’s war.

Meet the Allotment Warrior

Every allotment has one.

They know exactly when the potatoes went in.

They have strong opinions about tomatoes.

They can identify a slug at twenty paces.

And nobody touches their courgettes without permission.

The Allotment Warrior Card celebrates those wonderfully committed gardeners who treat growing vegetables as a mission.

Armed with:

• Gardening tools
• Determination
• Muddy boots
• Seed packets
• Endless patience
• Possibly a flask

Ready for another season.

A Funny Card for Allotment Holders

Having an allotment can become considerably more than a hobby.

There are:

Seeds to plant.

Beds to prepare.

Weeds to fight.

Vegetables to protect.

Harvests to celebrate.

And endless conversations about the weather.

The Allotment Warrior Card is perfect for anyone who understands the obsession.

Brilliant for Gardeners

You don’t need an allotment to qualify.

This design also makes a brilliant card for:

• Gardeners
• Vegetable growers
• Keen horticulturists
• Green-fingered friends
• Gardening mums
• Gardening dads
• Retired gardeners
• Garden-club members
• Anyone who disappears outside whenever the sun appears

A Great Birthday Card for Gardeners

Know somebody who would rather receive compost than perfume?

You may have found their birthday card.

The Allotment Warrior Card makes a fun choice for:

• Dad
• Mum
• Grandad
• Nan
• Husband
• Wife
• Partner
• Friend
• Neighbour
• Workmate

Especially if their allotment gets more attention than the house.

Perfect for Dad

Some dads have a shed.

Others have an entire allotment kingdom.

The Allotment Warrior Card is ideal for the dad who spends weekends:

Planting.

Digging.

Pruning.

Watering.

Harvesting.

And giving everybody extremely detailed vegetable updates.

Brilliant for Grandad

If Grandad knows exactly how to grow:

Runner beans.

Tomatoes.

Potatoes.

Onions.

And approximately forty things nobody else in the family can identify...

he may qualify as an Allotment Warrior.

A fun alternative to a traditional birthday card for a gardening grandad.

Great Retirement Card

Retirement can mean finally having enough time to tackle the really important things.

Like the allotment.

The Allotment Warrior Card also works brilliantly as a funny retirement card for somebody planning to spend considerably more time:

• Gardening
• Growing vegetables
• At the allotment
• In the greenhouse
• In the shed
• Avoiding everybody else

Retirement sorted.

The Eternal Battle: Gardener vs Slug

Every warrior needs an enemy.

For allotment holders...

that enemy may be approximately two inches long and extremely interested in lettuce.

The Allotment Warrior celebrates all those little battles gardeners know well:

• Slugs
• Snails
• Weeds
• Pigeons
• Weather
• Mystery holes
• Plants refusing to cooperate

Victory tastes particularly good when it’s home-grown.

Original Artwork by Cookie

Every Baaad Flockers® design begins with Cookie’s original hand-drawn artwork.

Cookie has spent decades creating bestselling humorous illustrations filled with character, expression and detail.

Allotment Warrior takes the familiar world of gardening and gives it the Flocker treatment.

Original idea.

Original artwork.

Proper garden humour.

Blank Inside – Your Message, Your Way

The Allotment Warrior Card is blank inside, giving you plenty of room to personalise it.

Write:

A birthday message.

A gardening joke.

A retirement wish.

A complaint about the courgette surplus.

Or simply:

“Thought this was definitely you.”

We provide the artwork.

You provide the message.

Premium 300gsm Silk Card

The Allotment Warrior Card is printed on premium 300gsm silk card, giving it a smooth, substantial and quality finish.

Because proper gardeners deserve a proper card.

Even if their hands are covered in soil when they open it.

148 x 148mm Square Card

The card measures approximately:

148 x 148mm

A classic square format giving Cookie’s artwork plenty of room to stand out.

Perfect for the mantelpiece.

Or allotment shed.

White Envelope Included

Every Allotment Warrior Card comes complete with a white envelope.

Ready to:

Write.

Seal.

Send.

Gardening gloves optional.

More Than a Birthday Card

Because the inside is blank, the Allotment Warrior design works for plenty of occasions.

Use it for:

• Birthdays
• Retirement
• Father's Day
• Mother's Day
• Congratulations
• Thank-you cards
• Leaving cards
• Friendship cards
• Just because

If gardening is their happy place, the occasion almost doesn’t matter.

Flocker Cards – Your Message, Your Way

Our Flocker Cards are made for people who prefer greeting cards with character.

Funny.

Witty.

Cheeky.

Quirky.

Always original.

Whether you’re celebrating a birthday, retirement or simply an exceptionally impressive marrow, say it Flocker-style.

60-Day Easy Returns

We want you to be happy with your Baaad Flockers® purchase.

That’s why we offer 60-day easy returns, giving you extra confidence when shopping for cards and gifts.

Original artwork. Proper humour. Easy returns.

Allotment Warrior – Ready for Battle

Seeds planted?

Yep.

Weeds returning?

Obviously.

Slugs approaching?

Not on their watch.

The Allotment Warrior Card celebrates the determined growers who battle through weather, weeds and wildlife to produce something brilliant.

For gardeners.

For vegetable growers.

For allotment holders.

For greenhouse commanders.

For warriors of the veg patch.

WARNING: Giving this card may result in lengthy discussions about compost, unsolicited courgettes and the recipient proudly showing you photographs of this year’s tomatoes.

Baaad Flockers® – Heard, Never Herded.

Product Details

• Design: Allotment Warrior
• Funny gardening and allotment theme
• Original artwork hand drawn by Cookie
• Suitable for birthdays, retirement and other occasions
• Blank inside for your own message
• 148 x 148mm square
• Printed on premium 300gsm silk card
• White envelope included
• Quirky British gardening humour
• Part of the Baaad Flockers® Flocker Cards collection
• 60-day easy returns

Perfect For

• Allotment holders
• Gardeners
• Vegetable growers
• Gardening dads
• Gardening mums
• Grandads
• Nans
• Retired gardeners
• Green-fingered friends
• Garden-club members
• Birthday cards
• Retirement cards
• Father's Day
• Mother's Day
• Funny gardening gifts