A Very Large Gin Metal Sign | Plunge Tank, Wild Swimming & Cold Water Gift

Plunge tank?

Ready.

Water?

Cold.

Gin?

Apparently very large.

Meet the A Very Large Gin Metal Sign from Kimmer Wild Swimmer — a bold 8” x 8” metal wall sign combining cold-water adventure, plunge-tank humour and Cookie’s wonderfully quirky imagination.

Created with Kimmer’s free-spirited approach to life in mind, this funny wild-swimming sign makes a brilliant gift for cold-water swimmers, open-water swimmers, plunge-pool fans, ice-bath enthusiasts and anyone who enjoys gin-themed humour with an adventurous twist.

Cold water.

Warm laughs.

And one extremely questionable interpretation of “a large gin”.

A Very Large Gin – Kimmer Style

Some people hear:

“Would you like a gin?”

and imagine a glass.

Kimmer?

Things have escalated.

A Very Large Gin takes a playful plunge-tank idea and mixes it with wild-swimming humour to create a design packed with personality.

Perfect for people who love:

• Wild swimming

• Cold-water dipping

• Plunge tanks

• Ice baths

• Open-water adventures

• Gin-themed humour

• Original Cookie artwork

Subtle?

No.

Kimmer?

Absolutely.

Inspired by Kimmer Wild Swimmer

The Kimmer collection celebrates people who do not simply observe life from the side.

They get in.

Usually literally.

Cold lake?

In.

Sea?

In.

Plunge tank?

Definitely considering it.

Cookie created the Kimmer range around that adventurous, free-spirited energy — combining outdoor life with humour and a healthy disregard for staying warm and dry.

Original Artwork by Cookie

A Very Large Gin features original artwork by British cartoonist Cookie, created around Kimmer’s love of cold water, adventure and finding humour in everyday life.

Cookie’s work is known for:

• Original hand-drawn illustrations

• British humour

• Quirky characters

• Wild-swimming themes

• Strong visual storytelling

• Outdoor adventures

• Designs that start conversations

A Very Large Gin is exactly the kind of slightly ridiculous visual idea that makes Cookie’s artwork so memorable.

Brilliant Wild Swimming Gift

Wild swimmer in your life?

Sorted.

A Very Large Gin makes a brilliant gift for:

• Wild swimmers

• Cold-water swimmers

• Open-water swimmers

• Sea swimmers

• Winter swimmers

• Swim buddies

• Outdoor swimming groups

Great Plunge Tank Gift

Own a plunge tank?

This belongs nearby.

Perfect for:

• Home plunge pools

• Cold-plunge areas

• Garden swimming spaces

• Wellness spaces

• Outdoor changing areas

A little humour before getting into very cold water.

Great Ice Bath Sign

Ice bath?

Ready.

Excuse not to get in?

Running out.

A Very Large Gin makes a brilliant sign for anyone with an ice bath or cold-plunge setup at home.

Ideal for:

• Home gyms

• Garden rooms

• Garages

• Covered outdoor plunge areas

• Changing spaces

Great Cold Water Swimming Gift

Some people think cold water sounds unpleasant.

Cold-water swimmers hear:

“Perfect.”

This sign makes a brilliant gift for those people.

Especially the ones who talk enthusiastically about water temperatures that everyone else considers deeply unreasonable.

Great Open Water Swimming Gift

Pool?

Optional.

Adventure?

Essential.

A Very Large Gin makes a fun gift for anyone who prefers:

• Lakes

• Rivers

• Sea

• Outdoor pools

• Wild swimming spots

Great Sea Swimming Gift

Sea swimmer?

Perfect.

This quirky metal sign adds a little Kimmer humour to the world of:

• Coastal dips

• Winter swimming

• Sunrise swims

• Beach adventures

• Sea-swimming groups

Great Gin Lover Gift

Gin lover and wild swimmer?

That is a particularly strong match.

A Very Large Gin brings two favourite themes together in one playful design.

Ideal for someone who enjoys gin-themed humour without taking any of it too seriously.

Great Gift for Her

Know someone adventurous, funny and almost impossible to keep out of cold water?

Found her sign.

A Very Large Gin makes a brilliant gift for:

• Friends

• Partners

• Sisters

• Mums

• Swim buddies

• Wild-swimming teammates

Great Gift for Mum

Wild-swimming Mum?

Excellent.

This sign makes a brilliant gift for:

• Birthdays

• Mother’s Day

• Christmas

• Friendship celebrations

Especially for Mums who prefer adventures to slippers.

Great Swim Buddy Gift

Every swimmer needs that friend who says:

“Go on, get in.”

Usually while standing waist-deep in freezing water looking suspiciously cheerful.

A Very Large Gin makes a brilliant gift for your:

• Swim buddy

• Dipping partner

• Open-water friend

• Cold-water companion

Great Wild Swimming Group Gift

Part of a swimming group?

Perfect.

This sign makes a fun gift for:

• Group organisers

• Swim leaders

• Regular dipping friends

• Birthday celebrations

• Thank-you gifts

Great Birthday Gift

Need something different for a swimmer?

Sorted.

A Very Large Gin makes a brilliant birthday gift for anyone who loves:

• Cold water

• Outdoor adventures

• Gin humour

• Original artwork

Great Mother’s Day Gift

Mum would rather head to the water than spend the day indoors?

Perfect.

A Very Large Gin makes a fun Mother’s Day gift for adventurous wild-swimming Mums.

Great Christmas Gift

Cold-water swimmer on the Christmas list?

Easy.

December water temperatures will probably not discourage them anyway.

This sign makes a brilliant Christmas gift for swimmers who embrace the cold.

Brilliant Secret Santa Gift

Office wild swimmer?

Gin-joke enthusiast?

Found their present.

A Very Large Gin makes a memorable Secret Santa gift for someone with an adventurous sense of humour.

Great Beach Hut Sign

Beach hut?

Add a little Kimmer.

This metal sign makes a brilliant addition to:

• Beach huts

• Coastal retreats

• Seaside changing spaces

• Surf sheds

Great Campervan Gift

Van packed.

Robes packed.

Swim kit packed.

A Very Large Gin makes a fun addition to campervan adventures for swimmers who travel in search of new places to dip.

Great Shed or Changing Room Sign

Wild-swimming kit taking over the shed?

Sounds familiar.

This sign works brilliantly in:

• Swim sheds

• Changing huts

• Garden rooms

• Gear storage spaces

Bold 8” x 8” Metal Sign

At approximately 8” x 8”, A Very Large Gin is compact enough for smaller spaces while still making a bold statement.

Perfect for:

• Homes

• Garden rooms

• Sheds

• Campervans

• Beach huts

• Cold-plunge spaces

• Workplaces

Small sign.

Very large gin.

High-Quality Metal

Made from high-quality metal, this sign gives Cookie’s original artwork a durable home.

Built for spaces where towels, robes and wet swim kit are entirely normal.

Rust-Resistant

The sign is rust-resistant, making it suitable for indoor use and appropriate sheltered outdoor spaces.

Ideal for:

• Garden rooms

• Sheds

• Garages

• Covered plunge areas

• Changing spaces

UV-Resistant & Fade-Resistant

A Very Large Gin is UV-resistant and fade-resistant, helping Cookie’s artwork stay bold over time.

The water may be freezing.

The humour stays warm.

Pre-Drilled Holes for Easy Hanging

No complicated setup.

The sign comes with pre-drilled holes for straightforward mounting.

Choose wall.

Hang sign.

Prepare plunge.

A Very Large Gin – Plunge First, Laugh Afterwards

Tank?

Full.

Water?

Cold.

Kimmer?

Getting in.

The A Very Large Gin Metal Sign from Kimmer Wild Swimmer combines original Cookie artwork, plunge-tank humour and cold-water adventure in one bold 8” x 8” wall sign.

For wild swimmers.

For cold-water lovers.

For plunge-tank owners.

For gin-humour fans.

For anyone who believes life is better when it includes adventure, laughter and the occasional ridiculous idea.

WARNING: May result in spontaneous cold-water dips, excessive discussion of plunge temperatures and repeated jokes about needing a considerably bigger glass.

Kimmer Wild Swimmer – Cold Water. Warm Laughs.

Product Details

• Design: A Very Large Gin

• Range: Kimmer Wild Swimmer

• Artist: Cookie

• Theme: Wild Swimming, Plunge Tanks, Cold Water & Gin Humour

• Product: Metal Wall Sign

• Size: 8” x 8”

• High-quality metal

• Rust-resistant

• UV-resistant

• Fade-resistant

• Pre-drilled holes for easy hanging

• Suitable for indoor use and appropriate sheltered outdoor spaces

• Original artwork by Cookie

• Brilliant wild-swimming and plunge-tank gift

Perfect For

• Wild swimmers

• Cold-water swimmers

• Open-water swimmers

• Sea swimmers

• Ice swimmers

• Plunge tank owners

• Ice bath enthusiasts

• Swim buddies

• Wild-swimming groups

• Gin-humour fans

• Mums

• Friends

• Partners

• Beach hut owners

• Campervan owners

• Birthday gifts

• Mother’s Day gifts

• Christmas gifts

• Secret Santa gifts