Kimmer Cards – A Very Large Gin | Funny Gin Lover Greeting Card

Long day?

Big adventure?

There’s only one thing for it.

A Very Large Gin.

The A Very Large Gin Greeting Card from the Kimmer Cards collection by Baaad Flockers® is a funny, cheeky card made for gin lovers, wild-at-heart friends and anyone who appreciates a well-earned moment of relaxation.

Inspired by Kimmer’s adventurous spirit and love of finding the funny side of life, this quirky design is perfect for birthdays, celebrations, friendship messages or simply sending somebody a card because you know exactly what would make them smile.

Adventure first.

Relax afterwards.

Made for Gin Lovers with an Adventurous Side

Some days call for tea.

Some call for cake.

And some apparently require something considerably larger.

The A Very Large Gin Card is perfect for:

• Gin lovers
• Wild swimmers
• Open-water swimmers
• Best friends
• Swimming buddies
• Partners
• Sisters
• Mums
• Adventure lovers
• Anyone who appreciates a cheeky bit of British humour

A Brilliant Funny Gin Lover Card

Looking for something with more personality than an ordinary greeting card?

A Very Large Gin combines Kimmer humour with a brilliantly relatable message.

Perfect as a:

• Funny gin card
• Gin lover birthday card
• Birthday card for gin lover
• Funny card for best friend
• Funny card for Mum
• Funny card for sister
• Funny card for partner
• Wild swimming humour card
• Swimming buddy card
• Cheeky friendship card
• British humour card
• Just because card

Blank Inside – Your Message, Your Way

The A Very Large Gin Greeting Card is blank inside, giving you complete freedom to add your own message.

Something heartfelt?

Absolutely.

Something cheeky?

Even better.

Or simply:

“I think this calls for a very large gin.”

Sometimes the card says everything that needs saying.

Premium 300gsm Silk Card

The A Very Large Gin Card is printed on premium 300gsm silk card, giving it a smooth, sturdy and high-quality finish.

The substantial card stock helps the artwork look crisp while giving the finished card a premium feel in the hand.

Big humour.

Beautiful quality.

148 x 148mm Square Greeting Card

Each A Very Large Gin Greeting Card measures approximately 148 x 148mm.

The square format gives the artwork plenty of room to stand out while remaining a practical size for posting, displaying or keeping as a fun little reminder of the occasion.

Each card comes complete with a white envelope, ready for your personal message.

More Than Just a Birthday Card

You don’t need to wait for a birthday to send A Very Large Gin.

This versatile Kimmer design works brilliantly for:

• Birthdays
• Friendship messages
• Congratulations
• Retirement
• Thank-you cards
• Celebrations
• Swimming buddy laughs
• Cheer-up messages
• Girls’ weekends
• Just because

Sometimes somebody simply needs a card that makes them laugh.

Wild at Heart – Kimmer Style

Kimmer Cards are inspired by open water, wild adventures and people who dive headfirst into life.

But the adventure isn’t always about getting into the water.

Sometimes it’s about the friendships.

The stories.

The post-swim laughs.

And enjoying the moment once the adventure is over.

A Very Large Gin captures that playful Kimmer spirit perfectly.

Adventure Done. Time to Relax.

Life can be hectic.

Sometimes you need to switch off, catch up with a friend and enjoy a little time for yourself.

The A Very Large Gin Greeting Card is made for those people who live life with humour, adventure and plenty of personality.

WARNING: Sending A Very Large Gin may result in loud laughter, immediate messages to the friendship group and somebody suggesting that a catch-up is long overdue.

Heard, Never Herded.