A Sensible Swim Card | Funny Wild Swimming & Open Water Swimmer Card

Conditions?

Checked.

Kit?

Ready.

Swim buddy?

Present.

Sensible?

By wild-swimming standards.

Meet the A Sensible Swim Card from Kimmer Wild Swimmer — a funny 148 x 148mm square greetings card celebrating the more responsible side of wild swimming, with all the humour and personality you would expect from Kimmer.

Featuring original artwork by British cartoonist Cookie, this quirky card is perfect for wild swimmers, open-water swimmers, cold-water dippers, swim buddies and anyone who knows that a good swim starts with checking the conditions before getting in.

Adventure?

Yes.

Common sense?

Also yes.

A Sensible Swim

Wild swimming has a reputation for being adventurous.

Cold water.

Early starts.

Unexpected weather.

Questionable changing facilities.

But experienced swimmers know there is another side to it.

Checking the water.

Watching the weather.

Knowing the location.

Swimming with others.

And occasionally deciding:

“Not today.”

A Sensible Swim celebrates that perfect balance between adventure and good judgement.

Wild Swimming Humour, Kimmer Style

Sensible swim?

Absolutely.

Well...

Mostly.

The Kimmer approach is simple:

Love the water.

Enjoy the adventure.

Respect the conditions.

And always leave room for a bit of humour.

Great Wild Swimming Birthday Card

Got a wild swimmer celebrating a birthday?

Perfect.

A Sensible Swim makes a brilliant birthday card for:

• Wild swimmers

• Open-water swimmers

• Cold-water swimmers

• Sea swimmers

• Lake swimmers

• River swimmers

• Swim buddies

Great Card for a Swim Buddy

Every swim group needs someone who asks:

“What are the conditions like?”

“What’s the water temperature?”

“Where are we getting out?”

“Has anyone brought the flask?”

That person deserves a card.

A Sensible Swim makes a brilliant choice for the swim buddy who keeps everyone smiling while also keeping an eye on the practical stuff.

Great Open Water Swimming Card

Open water is part of the adventure.

But so is understanding it.

A Sensible Swim is perfect for people who enjoy:

• Lakes

• Rivers

• Sea swimming

• Outdoor lidos

• Cold-water dips

• Wild-swimming adventures

Great Cold Water Swimmer Gift

Cold-water swimmer in your life?

Pair this card with:

• A Kimmer swim badge

• A towel

• A flask

• A swim robe

• A wild swimming gift

• Their favourite post-swim treat

Great Card for Her

Wild-swimming woman with a sensible streak?

Sorted.

Perfect for:

• Birthdays

• Friendship

• Celebrations

• Congratulations

• Just because

Great Card for Him

Know someone who loves open water but also checks the forecast three times before leaving the house?

This might be his card.

Especially if his swim preparation includes:

Weather.

Wind.

Water.

Kit.

And coffee.

Great Congratulations Card

Completed a swimming challenge?

Built confidence in open water?

Reached a personal milestone?

A Sensible Swim makes a fun way to celebrate someone who enjoys wild swimming while respecting the conditions around them.

Great Friendship Card

Wild-swimming friendships are built on:

Shared adventures.

Mutual encouragement.

Cold toes.

Hot drinks.

And occasionally one person saying:

“Maybe we should leave it today.”

That is friendship.

And sensible swimming.

Great “Just Because” Card

No birthday needed.

Send it because:

Your swim buddy always checks the conditions.

They reminded everyone to bring the right kit.

They persuaded you not to get in when something did not look right.

Or because the phrase “A Sensible Swim” makes both of you laugh.

Original Artwork by Cookie

A Sensible Swim features original artwork by British cartoonist Cookie, whose Kimmer Wild Swimmer characters celebrate the humour, personality and adventure found around open water.

Cookie’s artwork is known for:

• Original hand-drawn illustration

• British humour

• Wild-swimming themes

• Outdoor adventure

• Relatable characters

• Designs full of personality

Not just another swimming card.

A little piece of Kimmer life.

Blank Inside

The card is blank inside, giving you complete freedom to add your own message.

Make it:

Funny.

Heartfelt.

Encouraging.

Cheeky.

Or simply:

“Same time next swim?”

Premium 300gsm Silk Card

Printed on 300gsm silk card, A Sensible Swim has a smooth, sturdy and premium feel that showcases Cookie’s original artwork beautifully.

148 x 148mm Square Size

At approximately 148 x 148mm square, there is plenty of space inside for your own personal message.

Each card includes a white envelope, ready for posting or gifting.

A Sensible Swim – Wild Heart. Sensible Head.

Water?

Calling.

Swimmer?

Ready.

Conditions?

Checked first.

The A Sensible Swim Card from Kimmer Wild Swimmer combines original Cookie artwork, wild-swimming humour and a little common sense in one quirky square card.

For wild swimmers.

For swim buddies.

For open-water adventurers.

For anyone who knows the best adventures are the ones you come back smiling from.

Warning: May cause excessive forecast checking, flask preparation and someone in the group being officially appointed Chief Sensible Swimmer.

Kimmer Wild Swimmer – Cold Water. Warm Laughs.

Product Details

• Design: A Sensible Swim

• Range: Kimmer Wild Swimmer

• Artist: Cookie

• Product: Greetings Card

• Size: Approx. 148 x 148mm square

• Card: 300gsm silk

• Blank inside

• Includes white envelope

• Original Cookie artwork

• Wild swimming and open-water theme

• Suitable for birthdays, friendship, congratulations or just because

Perfect For

• Wild swimmers

• Open-water swimmers

• Cold-water swimmers

• Sea swimmers

• Lake swimmers

• River swimmers

• Swim buddies

• Outdoor adventurers

• Birthday cards

• Friendship cards

• Congratulations cards

• Just-because cards