Kimmer Cards – 3 Scoops and a Dip! | Funny Wild Swimming & Ice Cream Card

Three scoops.

One dip.

Sounds like a pretty perfect day.

The 3 Scoops and a Dip! Card from the Kimmer Cards collection by Baaad Flockers® is a funny, feel-good greeting card inspired by wild swimming, open-water adventures and those well-earned treats that somehow taste even better after a swim.

Made for swimmers who know that getting into the water is only part of the ritual, this quirky card is perfect for wild swimming friends, sea swimmers, dipping buddies and anyone who believes a good swim deserves a proper reward afterwards.

Swim first.

Ice cream second.

Obviously.

Made for Wild Swimmers with Excellent Priorities

Wild swimming isn’t only about the water.

It’s the anticipation.

The cold shock.

The laughter.

The post-swim glow.

And, most importantly, deciding what you’re eating afterwards.

The 3 Scoops and a Dip! Card is perfect for:

• Wild swimmers
• Open-water swimmers
• Sea swimmers
• Cold-water dippers
• Swimming buddies
• Beach lovers
• Outdoor swimmers
• Summer swimmers
• Ice cream lovers
• Anyone who plans the post-swim treat before the swim itself

A Brilliant Funny Wild Swimming Card

Looking for a card that captures the fun side of wild swimming?

3 Scoops and a Dip! combines outdoor adventure with a wonderfully simple pleasure — finishing a swim with something delicious.

Perfect as a:

• Funny wild swimming card
• Open-water swimming card
• Sea swimming card
• Summer swimming card
• Cold-water swimmer card
• Swimming buddy card
• Ice cream lover card
• Beach lover card
• Funny card for swimmer
• Birthday card for wild swimmer
• Outdoor swimming card
• Just because card

Blank Inside – Your Message, Your Way

The 3 Scoops and a Dip! Card is blank inside, giving you plenty of room to add your own message.

Something heartfelt?

Absolutely.

Something funny?

Even better.

Or simply:

“Fancy a dip and three scoops?”

Possibly the easiest invitation they’ll receive all year.

Premium 300gsm Silk Card

The 3 Scoops and a Dip! Card is printed on premium 300gsm silk card, giving it a smooth, sturdy and high-quality finish.

The substantial card stock helps the artwork look crisp while giving the finished card a premium feel in the hand.

Perfect for a card inspired by people who take their swimming seriously.

And their ice cream even more seriously.

148 x 148mm Square Greeting Card

Each 3 Scoops and a Dip! Greeting Card measures approximately 148 x 148mm.

The square format gives the artwork plenty of room to stand out while remaining a practical size for posting, displaying or keeping.

Each card comes complete with a white envelope, ready for your own personal message.

More Than Just a Birthday Card

You don’t need to wait for a birthday to send 3 Scoops and a Dip!

It works brilliantly for:

• Birthdays
• Summer celebrations
• Swimming milestones
• Beach trips
• Wild swimming adventures
• Friendship messages
• Thank-you cards
• Swimming group laughs
• Holidays
• Just because

Sometimes the best reason for sending a card is simply that it reminds you of your swimming buddy.

Wild Swimming – Kimmer Style

Kimmer Cards are inspired by the spirit of people who love open water, wild places and the wonderfully eccentric rituals that surround outdoor swimming.

The swim itself matters.

But so do the people.

The laughs.

The flask.

The cake.

And, in this case, the ice cream.

3 Scoops and a Dip! celebrates that lighter side of wild swimming — the part that keeps people coming back again and again.

Dip. Scoop. Repeat.

Some people need complicated plans for a good day.

Wild swimmers know better.

Find some water.

Have a dip.

Find some ice cream.

Order three scoops.

The 3 Scoops and a Dip! Greeting Card celebrates those brilliantly simple moments that make outdoor swimming so much fun.

WARNING: Sending 3 Scoops and a Dip! may result in spontaneous trips to the beach, immediate swimming plans and heated debates over which three ice cream flavours make the perfect post-swim combination.

Heard, Never Herded.