3 Scoops & A Dip Metal Sign | Funny Wild Swimming & Cold Water Swimmer Gift

Water?

Cold.

Swim?

Done.

Reward?

Three scoops.

Meet the 3 Scoops & A Dip Metal Sign from Kimmer Wild Swimmer — a bold 8” x 8” metal wall sign celebrating cold-water adventures, wild swimming and the very important business of treating yourself afterwards.

Created by Cookie with Kimmer’s free-spirited love of open water in mind, this quirky sign is perfect for wild swimmers, sea swimmers, open-water swimmers, cold-water enthusiasts and anyone who believes a chilly dip deserves a decent reward.

Dip first.

Scoops afterwards.

Excellent system.

3 Scoops & A Dip – The Perfect Swimming Combination

Wild swimmers understand.

You brave the cold.

You get wet.

You question your life choices for approximately three seconds.

Then you emerge absolutely buzzing.

And hungry.

3 Scoops & A Dip celebrates that wonderful mix of adventure, cold water and post-swim pleasure.

Perfect for people who love:

• Wild swimming

• Cold water swimming

• Open water swimming

• Sea swimming

• Outdoor adventures

• Ice swimming

• Swim buddies

• Treats after a dip

Three scoops compulsory?

Not technically.

Highly recommended?

Absolutely.

Inspired by Kimmer Wild Swimmer

The Kimmer collection celebrates people who feel most alive when they are heading towards water.

Cold lake?

Yes.

Wild river?

Probably.

Sea in winter?

Why not?

Cookie created the Kimmer artwork around that bold, adventurous spirit — the kind of person who sees cold water and thinks:

“I’m getting in.”

Original Artwork by Cookie

3 Scoops & A Dip features original artwork by British cartoonist Cookie, created with Kimmer’s wild-swimming adventures and free-spirited personality in mind.

Cookie’s artwork is known for:

• Original hand-drawn illustrations

• British humour

• Strong characters

• Outdoor adventure themes

• Wild swimming inspiration

• Quirky observations

• Designs that make people smile

It is swimming artwork with personality.

Brilliant Wild Swimming Gift

Know someone who disappears into lakes, rivers or the sea at every opportunity?

Found their gift.

3 Scoops & A Dip makes a brilliant present for:

• Wild swimmers

• Cold-water swimmers

• Open-water swimmers

• Sea swimmers

• Winter swimmers

• Swimming groups

• Swim buddies

Great Cold Water Swimming Gift

Cold water swimmer?

Perfect.

This sign celebrates the people who somehow look at freezing water and decide getting in is a good idea.

Ideal for swimmers who love:

• Cold dips

• Winter swimming

• Outdoor bathing

• Sunrise swims

• Adventure

Great Open Water Swimming Gift

Pool walls?

Not required.

Open-water swimmers prefer:

Lakes.

Rivers.

Reservoirs.

Sea.

And preferably a good café afterwards.

3 Scoops & A Dip makes a brilliant gift for anyone who loves swimming beyond the pool.

Great Sea Swimming Gift

Sea swimmer?

Sorted.

This funny metal sign makes a brilliant gift for people who love:

• Coastal swimming

• Beach dips

• Sea swimming

• Sunrise swims

• Seaside adventures

Great Ice Swimming Gift

The colder the water, the bigger the story afterwards.

3 Scoops & A Dip makes a fun gift for ice swimmers and winter swimming enthusiasts who enjoy pushing themselves and laughing about it afterwards.

Great Swim Buddy Gift

Every wild swimmer needs a swim buddy.

Usually the person who says:

“Go on, it won’t be that cold.”

They are almost always lying.

This sign makes a brilliant gift for:

• Swim partners

• Swimming friends

• Wild swimming groups

• Outdoor swimming clubs

Great Swimming Group Gift

Part of a wild swimming group?

Perfect.

3 Scoops & A Dip makes a fun gift for:

• Group members

• Swim leaders

• Regular dipping friends

• Birthday celebrations

• Thank-you presents

Great Gift for Her

Know a woman who would rather be in cold water than sitting indoors?

Found her gift.

Perfect for:

• Birthdays

• Mother’s Day

• Christmas

• Friendship gifts

Great Gift for Mum

Wild-swimming Mum?

Excellent.

3 Scoops & A Dip makes a brilliant gift for Mums who love:

• Outdoor swimming

• Sea dips

• Adventure

• Fresh air

• Doing things their own way

Great Gift for Friends

Know somebody who regularly sends messages like:

“Fancy a quick dip?”

And somehow that turns into an entire morning out?

This sign is for them.

Great Birthday Gift for a Wild Swimmer

Need something more original than another swimming towel?

Try Cookie artwork.

3 Scoops & A Dip makes a brilliant birthday gift for swimmers who already own plenty of practical kit.

Great Mother’s Day Gift

Mum would rather have a sea swim than breakfast in bed?

Perfect.

This sign makes a fun and original Mother’s Day gift for adventurous Mums.

Great Christmas Gift

Cold-water swimmer on your Christmas list?

Easy.

The water may be freezing.

The gift does not have to be boring.

3 Scoops & A Dip makes a brilliant Christmas gift for open-water and wild-swimming enthusiasts.

Brilliant Secret Santa Gift

Workplace wild swimmer?

You will know.

They mention water temperature before breakfast.

This sign makes a brilliant Secret Santa gift for the colleague who thinks five degrees sounds “quite nice actually.”

Great Ice Bath Sign

Got an ice bath at home?

This belongs nearby.

3 Scoops & A Dip adds a little humour to:

• Ice bath areas

• Cold plunge spaces

• Home gyms

• Garden rooms

• Outdoor swimming setups

Great Shed or Changing Space Sign

Wild swimming shed?

Changing hut?

Gear room?

Perfect.

This metal sign makes a fun addition to spaces filled with:

• Towels

• Robes

• Swim shoes

• Hats

• Bags

• Questionable quantities of wet kit

Great Beach Hut Sign

Beach hut owner and swimmer?

Even better.

3 Scoops & A Dip adds a playful wild-swimming touch to a coastal retreat.

Great Campervan Gift

Wild swimmers and campervans tend to find each other.

This sign makes a brilliant gift for swimmers who love:

• Road trips

• Coastal adventures

• Weekend swims

• Vanlife

• Exploring new dipping spots

Bold 8” x 8” Metal Sign

At approximately 8” x 8”, 3 Scoops & A Dip is a brilliant size for adding personality without taking over the space.

Perfect for:

• Homes

• Garden rooms

• Sheds

• Changing areas

• Beach huts

• Campervans

• Ice bath spaces

• Workplaces

Small sign.

Big wild-swimming energy.

High-Quality Metal

Made from high-quality metal, this sign gives Cookie’s original artwork a durable home.

Perfect for people whose adventures tend to involve water.

Rust-Resistant

The sign is rust-resistant, making it suitable for indoor use and appropriate sheltered outdoor spaces.

Ideal for:

• Garden rooms

• Sheds

• Covered changing areas

• Garages

• Sheltered outdoor spaces

UV-Resistant & Fade-Resistant

3 Scoops & A Dip is UV-resistant and fade-resistant, helping Cookie’s artwork stay bold over time.

The water temperature may drop.

The humour stays.

Pre-Drilled Holes for Easy Hanging

No complicated installation.

The sign comes with pre-drilled holes for quick and straightforward mounting.

Choose wall.

Hang sign.

Find water.

Then find ice cream.

3 Scoops & A Dip – Wild Swimming Reward System

Dip?

Done.

Feeling?

Brilliant.

Three scoops?

Fully justified.

The 3 Scoops & A Dip Metal Sign from Kimmer Wild Swimmer combines original Cookie artwork, cold-water humour and Kimmer’s adventurous spirit in one bold 8” x 8” wall sign.

For wild swimmers.

For cold-water lovers.

For sea swimmers.

For swim buddies.

For anyone who knows that half the joy of a chilly dip is deciding what treat comes afterwards.

WARNING: May result in spontaneous swims, excessive discussion of water temperature and the sudden belief that three scoops counts as essential post-swim recovery.

Kimmer Wild Swimmer – Cold Water. Warm Laughs.

Product Details

• Design: 3 Scoops & A Dip

• Range: Kimmer Wild Swimmer

• Artist: Cookie

• Theme: Wild Swimming, Cold Water & Adventure

• Product: Metal Wall Sign

• Size: 8” x 8”

• High-quality metal

• Rust-resistant

• UV-resistant

• Fade-resistant

• Pre-drilled holes for easy hanging

• Suitable for indoor use and appropriate sheltered outdoor spaces

• Original artwork by Cookie

• Brilliant wild swimming and cold-water gift

Perfect For

• Wild swimmers

• Cold-water swimmers

• Open-water swimmers

• Sea swimmers

• Ice swimmers

• Winter swimmers

• Swim buddies

• Swimming groups

• Outdoor adventurers

• Mums

• Friends

• Beach hut owners

• Campervan owners

• Ice bath owners

• Birthday gifts

• Mother’s Day gifts

• Christmas gifts

• Secret Santa gifts